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xelamanrique318:

I can’t believe that the Citizens of Pawnee are actually real.

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y y3: “ ”

y3:

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regby:

me: *eats something*
friend: can I have a bite ?
me: yeah you can have the whole thing if you go buy your own

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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In Bed with the Bae

igglooaustralia:

Her: Babe I wanna have a baby

Me: When?

Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*

Me: *Throws her off*

*pulls out Calendar*

Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.

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y omg-humor: “The new fragrance, Para tu. omg-humor.tumblr.com ”

omg-humor:

The new fragrance, Para tu.
omg-humor.tumblr.com

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y educatednipple: “ Jimmy you dumb fuck ”

educatednipple:

Jimmy you dumb fuck

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gyozagorl:

bethnya:

me on payday

this is. Me

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“you only watch football because they’re hot”

panic-at-the-isco:

panic-at-the-isco:

awww yes

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look at that

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bask in the glory 

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such hotness

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i swear to god this post is never going away is it

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captainmwai:

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

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y ladycave: “ THIS SHOW IS GENIUS. Twelve American girls date a Prince Harry look alike while thinking he IS Prince Harry. ”

ladycave:

THIS SHOW IS GENIUS. Twelve American girls date a Prince Harry look alike while thinking he IS Prince Harry.

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zeycnce:

when u follow someone and u waiting for them to follow back

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assassinationtipsforladies:

afrita-hanem:

6eaze:

my baba sent me this on whatsapp

bye

Everything we’ve done as a species to create a global communications network has just been justified

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