you haven’t experienced true pain until you’ve played candy crush and have one move left and one jelly left to clear and there’s no way you can do it
i met a girl with 12 nipples
those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday
mom please laugh at my jokes
People who actually buy music from iTunes.
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business